Dr Fayhat: "Yes what is it?"
Loudspeaker: "We need you to perforrm a diagnosis."
Dr. Fayhat: "Mmmmkkkk.......Well for some reason this ladies' son was shoved back up inside of her, as her husband sits outsite cussing up a storm." "The only logical explanation is that the father was not happy to have a son, since he feels the son as a threat to his empire."
Loudspeaker: "You should know that the man's 'empire' consists of a couple empty six-packs, dirty underwear, and the slushie store located on 7th and Broadwater."
Dr. Fayhat: "It does not matter what the empire consists of, because it is still something." "I have heard of this before in Grek Mythology, as events like this father versus son dynamic happened quite frequently."
Loudspeaker: "Wait a minute, you've actually heard of these types of situations?"
Dr.Fayhat: "Oh yes, obviously since I just said so." "Anyways I would liken this to a similar case which involved Gaia,Uranus, and one of their sons Cronos." "Uranus did not want kids taking over his empire so he shoved them back inside of Gaia." "That is until one day Cronos was looking for some loving from Gaia, when Cronos cut off Cronos' D. "Speaking of cutting off things this whole dilema also reminds me of Star Wars, when Darth Vader cut Luke's arm off."
Loudspeaker: "Wow TMI Dr. Fayhat."
Dr. Fayhat: "Anyways, this also happened with Cronos' and his kids." "Cronos ate them all, well except for one named Zeus." "The only reason Zeus was alive was because Rhea Cronos' significant other, was tired of her kids getting eaten and stashed Zeus on Crete, while giving Cronos a bundled up rock." "Eventually Zeus would overthrow Cronos with the help of his siblings who were thrown up by Cronos, due to Zeus putting stuff in Cronos food." "Zeus would one day have some troubles with his kids, so the father versus son thing never died down."
Loudspeaker: "Ok, and your final diagnosis is?"
Dr. Fayhat: "Oh well um I would say that due to past father and son struggles dating back to the Gods, subconsciously this man has a fear of losing his empire/power to his son and therefore shoved the kid back up inside of his Mom."
Loudspeaker: "Well ok, now how do you propose we get the child out?"
Dr. Fayhat: "Well unfortunately for you my shift just ended, so looks like your on your own."
End of Diagnosis
Nice work, Tae J!
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