Monday, January 30, 2012

The New Kid

  

    Long long ago there was a small town in the tip of Nevada.  This town which would one day be featured in movies and have tons of businesses and people, was for the time being a very small dairy town.  This town was called Las Vegas, you may have heard of it?  Anyways the town only had a saloon, a boxing ring, and a small school full of local farm kids.  It was very rare for anyone to pass by this town, let alone move there. 
    So you could understand the shock of all the boys and girls when they came to school and saw a new kid sitting in the back.  He was tall, skinny, and dressed in a red blazer and nice dress pants.  Rich Beater was his name and compared to the other kids he looked like a bazillionaire.  This is probably why all of the kids shunned the new kid.  Well almost all of them...There was one boy named Roscoe, who due to his kind heart talked to the new kid against everyone elses warnings.  Roscoe was a short and stalky lad  who enjoyed cow tipping, shooting stuff, women, fine scotch tape, and his dog Baxter. 
    Anyways as the friendship of Roscoe and Rich grew, people became increasingly worried.  Since to the public eye Roscoe was fading more and more from his old self.  For example Roscoe no longer tipped cows, shot stuff, and neglected his dog Baxter.  Roscoe would deny all of these allegations and claim he was fine.  Until one day Roscoe went missing...The whole town searched for Roscoe and swore they would hang young Rich (Back then it was ok to hang people.)  However the more the town searched, the more they began to worry. 
    Eventually they went to Rich's house and found him and Roscoe playing swords.  The whole Roscoe was missing thing, was just a huge misunderstanding.  Or so the people thought, because the moment they left Rich's house Rich used his newest invention C4 to destroy himself and everyone in the dairy town of Las Vegas.  Luckily this explosion (What people would see as "fireworks,") would inspire people who witnessed it to reinvent Vegas in to the luxury/party town it is today.  




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